| Title | : | A Blurt in Time: The Tale of a Time-Traveling Toilet (Unabridged) |
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| Author | : | Steve Vernon |
| Release | : | 2017-12-06 |
| Kind | : | audiobook |
| Genre | : | Kids & Young Adults |
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| 1 | A Blurt in Time: The Tale of a Time-Trav | Steve Vernon |
| Burt was certain that if he hadn't hit King Kong with Darth Vader's head, he would not have fallen into that Citadel Hill time-traveling toilet. He wouldn't have met and been shot by the one-armed ghost, and he would not have found himself in the wrong place at the wrong freaking time. A Blurt in Time is a YA time-travel horror story that grown-ups will want to hear when the kids aren't looking. "If Harlan Ellison, Richard Matheson, and Robert Bloch had a three-way sex romp in a hot tub, and then a team of scientists came in and filtered out the water and mixed the leftover DNA into a test tube, the resulting genetic experiment would most likely grow up into Steve Vernon." - Bookgasm |
