| Title | : | How to Start Your Own Religion |
|---|---|---|
| Author | : | Philip Athans |
| Release | : | 2012-05-18 |
| Kind | : | ebook |
| Genre | : | Humor, Books |
| Size | : | 6546857 |
| Yes, world domination and eternal adoration can be yours! "The way to make a million dollars is to start a religion." —Attributed to L. Ron Hubbard, founder of Scientology Wouldn't you like to control countless worshippers with a single word? To call forth bountiful offerings of gold and silver? Wouldn't you love to make your acolytes bow in awe of your greatness? Starting a new religion can be fun and profitable. You'll laugh along with Philip Athans (founder, leader, and sole member of the Church of Phil), as he shows you how to: • Gather the flock and keep 'em coming back for more • Organize mysterious and complex rituals • Interrogate (or just ridicule) the hell out of nonbelievers • Recruit celebrity spokespeople, from Tom Cruise to Uma Thurman If you've ever felt the need to sacrifice on an altar beneath a blood-red moon, or just make Friday a holy day (three-day weekend, anyone?), this is the only sacred creed you need. Live long and prosper. |
