Title | : | Excuses for All Occasions |
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Author | : | Steven D. Price |
Release | : | 2012-06-01 |
Kind | : | ebook |
Genre | : | Humor, Books |
Size | : | 1407227 |
Looking for ways to escape or shift blame is a fundamental part of life. Here’s a survival guide full of ready-made excuses, from the student’s classic “My dog ate my homework,” to the motorist’s “Was that sign the speed limit, Officer? I thought it was the town’s population,” to the dieter’s “I wasn’t getting enough to eat on one diet, so I had to go on three.” You’ll welcome these ready-made alibis and cop-outs for business, school, sports, family, romance, and other situations where you might find yourself in hot water. |