| Title | : | Kelpie Dreams |
|---|---|---|
| Author | : | Steve Vernon |
| Release | : | 2019-09-01 |
| Kind | : | ebook |
| Genre | : | Fairy Tales, Myths & Fables, Books, Fiction & Literature, Romance, Paranormal Romance, Sci-Fi & Fantasy, Fantasy, Paranormal Fantasy, Romantic Comedies |
| Size | : | 443935 |
| Meet Lady Macbeth--a high school librarian, ex-assassin, and part-time kelpie, whose mother wanted to name her Hemorrhoid at birth. Now she has to take on a Sea Hag--eight legs of Godzilla-ugly poured into a bucket full of meanness--with the help of a one-woman army named Rhonda, a 200-year-old Sea Captain, and a hunky lighthouse keeper who won't admit that he's dead as well. KELPIE DREAMS is a funny, action-packed, shoot-em-up paranormal romance novel for folks who HATE to read romance novels. "If Harlan Ellison, Richard Matheson and Robert Bloch had a three-way sex romp in a hot tub, and then a team of scientists came in and filtered out the water and mixed the leftover DNA into a test tube, the resulting genetic experiment would most likely grow up into Steve Vernon." - Bookgasm |
