| Title | : | Fat Vampire |
|---|---|---|
| Author | : | Adam Rex |
| Release | : | 2010-07-27 |
| Kind | : | ebook |
| Genre | : | Humor for Young Adults, Books, Young Adult, Fiction for Young Adults, Horror, Monsters & Ghosts, Coming of Age Fiction for Young Adults, Science Fiction for Young Adults, Family & Relationships in Young Adult Fiction, Romance for Young Adults, Family Stories for Young Adults, General Nonfiction for Young Adults, Fantasy for Young Adults, Coming of Age for Young Adults |
| Size | : | 826596 |
| Doug Lee is undead quite by accident—attacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. When he has no luck finding some goth chick with a vampire fetish, he resorts to sucking the blood of cows under cover of the night. But it's just not the same. Then he meets the new Indian exchange student and falls for her—hard. Yeah, he wants to bite her, but he also wants to prove himself to her. But like the laws of life, love, and high school, the laws of vampire existence are complicated—it's not as easy as studying Dracula. Especially when the star of Vampire Hunters is hot on your trail in an attempt to boost ratings. . . . Searing, hilarious, and always unexpected, Fat Vampire is a satirical tour de force from one of the most original writers of fiction today. |
