| Rapper, poet, writer, artist,
Coolest, sickest, dumbest, smartest,
Epic stylin’ off the hook,
Even when wrong, I’m worth a look.
It's me again -- Dr. Crankenfuss -- and that's how I introduce myself in my second volume of humor aimed at all you kids, teenagers, and maturity-challenged adults out there -- especially GUYS!! I know the cover shows me with smoke coming out of my ears, but hey, that's not really what I look like. That's a caricature, see. I really look better than that. (I hope.) Also, FYI, that BO'd on my shirt means bummed out. It's got nothing to do with how I smell, which is just fine, thank you very much.
Anyway, in my new book you'll find more of my essays and poems about stuff I think should definitely be changed, like:
*too much homework for students
*school lockers that split your head open like a ripe watermelon
*the terror and grodiness in a boys' locker room
*little kids puking on you at a movie theater
*the way bullies intimidate people
*the way schools measure our intelligence
*my shyness that keeps me from getting a girl friend
But I also have all these chapters with jokes and cartoons and puzzles and optical illusions, tongue-twisters, find-a-words, knock-knocks, wacky book titles... you name it, you'll find it in here.
Hey, where else can you find a kid writing jokes for his own age group? The drawings are pretty awesome too, if I say so myself. There are over 50 color illustrations in all.
So take a trip with The Doctor,
I'm funny, silly, often wise,
The perfect author for a book
That’s aimed mostly at guys.
From Your Dude with the 'Tude,
Dr. Crankenfuss |
